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An Unreal Plan to Fix the Deficit and Help Taxpayers

By Tim Beyers, The Motley Fool

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The best April Fool’s jokes feel real. That’s why we put so much time and effort into ours. And yet, good as it was, CardHub.com may have done us one better with an email profiling a low-fee credit card from no less than the Internal Revenue Service.

“With Tax Day fast approaching and a large segment of U.S. consumers continuing to struggle as the economic recovery trudges on, the IRS has launched a new credit card that cash-strapped taxpayers can use to satisfy Uncle Sam. It offers 0% for 36 months, doesn’t charge a balance transfer fee, and can only be used to pay the IRS,” the pitch read.

And it was genius, says Tim Beyers of Motley Fool Rule Breakers and Motley Fool Supernova.  Each day, the headlines scream of how politicians are fighting over ways to fix the deficit. Meanwhile, CardHub.com says consumers packed on an additional $36.2 billion in new debt last year.

Rising balances have proven to be a boon for the likes of American Express , Citigroup , and JPMorgan Chase , all of which have seen revenue and profit from credit card use rise noticeably over the past two years. (Though Chase suffered a modest decline in 2012 after sharp increases the year prior.)

Knowing the data and the context made the joke seem frighteningly real, Tim says in the following interview with The Motley Fool’s Erin Miller. Please watch this short video to get his full take, and then leave a comment to let us know if you’re struggling with debt right now, and if so, how you’re handling the burden. 

With big finance firms still trading at deep discounts to their historic norms, investors everywhere are wondering if this is the new normal, or whether finance stocks are a screaming buy today. The answer depends on the company, so to help figure out whether JPMorgan is a buy today, I invite you to read our premium research report on the company today. Click here now for instant access!

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From: http://www.dailyfinance.com/2013/04/11/an-unreal-plan-to-fix-the-deficit-and-help-taxpaye/

A Safe In A Mattress? ‘Caja Mi Colchón’ Launches Bed Line In Spain, Capitalizes On Bank Fears

By The Huffington Post News Editors

Does Europe’s financial crisis keep you up at night? A Spanish company might just have the solution to help you sleep soundly, knowing you have any impending bank runs beat.

Introducing the Caja Mi Colchón, or “My Mattress Safe,” a bed manufactured with a small safe embedded in it. The unique bedroom item is intended to ease the concern of those who keep their mind on their money — but would prefer to have their whole body on it.

An NPR report promises this is no April Fool‘s joke. The mattress safe was created by Paco Santos, himself a laid-off worker with experience in manufacturing mattresses.

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Private Prison Company GEO Group Withdraws $6 Million Donation To Rename FAU's 'Owlcatraz' Football Stadium

By Matt Stroud, Contributor I was not expecting this: In a stunning, serendipitously timed turn of events, GEO Group this evening announced it was, in fact, canceling the naming-rights deal. The announcement came as opposition to the deal, initiated by the student-led StopOwlcatraz! Coalition, gathered steam. The FAU Faculty Senate came out against the deal March 22. A national array of civil rights, immigrant, and faith organizations issued a statement of opposition this morning. In the company’s announcement, GEO CEO George Zoley wrote that “What was originally intended as a gesture of GEO‘s goodwill” had “surprisingly evolved into an ongoing distraction to both of our organizations.” An unrepentant Zoley went on to tout the company’s role as a jobs creator and boast of its “long-term support of the University.” Not an April Fool‘s joke. The stadium naming rights fiasco is apparently over. …read more
Source: FULL ARTICLE at Forbes Latest

Lindsay Lohan ‘Pregnant’ Tweet: Real Or April Fool’s Joke?

By The Huffington Post News Editors

Lindsay Lohan is either announcing happy news or playing a great April Fool‘s joke.

The 26-year-old actress, who has become tabloid fodder for her substance abuse and legal troubles, posted the following tweet early Tuesday morning:

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Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon Teaser Site & Telltale's Poker Night 2 Confirmed

Looks like Tim is hosting The Fix again. Or, is he? You’ll have to click the video to find out. And what happens when a developer decides to release a game on April Fool’s Day? The obvious – a lot of people believing none of it’s real. But, we promise all of the news mentioned in today’s Fix is in fact 100% real and requires no acts of suspicion. Of course, the key word here is “most”. It wouldn’t be April Fools without some fooling, right? Let’s see if you can decipher what is real versus what isn’t by leaving comment a below. Did I say I was in the process of buying myself a wombat? Because I am totally in the process of buying myself a wombat.

Here are the stories covered in today’s Daily Fix:

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Source: FULL ARTICLE at IGN Movies

Today's Best April Fool's Stories

By Neal Colgrass You may have seen Google’s plan to “shut down YouTube,” but that wasn’t the only media-perpetrated April Fool‘s prank today, CNN reports. Among the day’s best: Twitter (sorry, “Twttr”) announced that vowels are no longer permitted in tweets, so as to facilitate a “more efficient, and ‘dense’ form of communication…. …read more
Source: FULL ARTICLE at Newser – Great Finds

Pentagon Announces $445 Million in "April Fool's" Contracts

By Rich Smith, The Motley Fool

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One full month into a “sequester” that was supposed to gut U.S. defense spending, the Pentagon just awarded a few of its favorite contractors some $445 million in new defense contracts. And this being April Fool‘s Day, let’s make this clear: No joke.

Among the winners today were:

  • Northrop Grumman , winner of one of the larger awards with a $47.8 million firm-fixed-price contract to provide logistical support to Air Force C-20 passenger aircraft operating out of Ramstein Air Base in Germany, Andrews Air Force Base in Maryland, Sigonella Air Base in Italy, and Kaneohe Bay Air Force Base in Hawaii. This contract runs through June 31.
  • Rockwell Collins , which won a firm-fixed-price, sole-source contract worth up to $16.2 million to supply spare parts for Air Force C-17 transport planes. This contact should be completed by Jan. 31, 2018.
  • Huntington Ingalls , which got an $18.2 million modification to a previously awarded contract for “special tooling, special test equipment, and supplier related vendor support services” needed to continue building the nuclear aircraft carrier USS Gerald R. Ford. Huntington should have the equipment in hand by September 2015 — the same year the Ford is expected to enter service with the U.S. Navy.
  • Lockheed Martin‘s Mission System and Training division, which won $17.1 million in a cost-plus-award-fee order under a previously awarded basic ordering agreement. Lockheed will be assisting the Navy in post-shakedown work on the new USS Fort Worth Littoral Combat Ship, designated LCS 3. Lockheed’s work should be performed by July.
  • General Dynamics‘ Electric Boat, which was awarded an $11.8 million cost-plus-fixed-fee modification to a previously awarded contract funding the purchase of onboard repair parts for Virginia-class nuclear fast attack submarines. This work should be completed by August 2016.

The article Pentagon Announces $445 Million in “April Fool’s” Contracts originally appeared on Fool.com.

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Peter Dinklage Leaving ‘Game Of Thrones’ And More TV-Inspired April Fool’s Day Pranks

By The Huffington Post News Editors

Oh, April Fools Day, you get us every year. While it’s true that the 24-hour news cycle stops for no man (or holiday), we can’t help but be suspicious of every story that breaks on April 1, especially when many networks and news sites get into the spirit of the occasion with phony press releases and misleading tweets to really sell the pranks.

One of the most cruel April Fool’s jokes we’ve come across today involved Peter Dinklage leaving “Game of Thrones”, which is such a traumatic thought that we can’t even laugh about it.

Hulu’s adorable nod to the day involved promoting some of our favorite fictional shows-within-shows, including “Community’s” “Inspector Spacetime,” “How I Met Your Mother’s” cheesy “Space Teens with Robin Sparkles” and “Parks and Recreation’s” news show, “Ya Herd? With Perd!” among others. “30 Rock’s” “Rural Juror” also got a shout-out.

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Chicago White Sox Opening Day Roster: Team Tweets Starting Lineup Ahead Of Big Game (PHOTO)

By The Huffington Post News Editors

The Chicago White Sox have been busy on social media reminding everyone their 2013 home opener is nigh.

Primed for an April Fool‘s game day, the team tweeted a peek at Monday’s roster during Easter Sunday, giving fans — and their rivals with the Kansas City Royals — a look at what their in for.

CBS Chicago reports after their game versus the Milwaukee Brewers, the team made a few moves on the roster, which ultimately shook out to include 12 pitchers, two catchers, seven infielders and four outfielders.

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Yum! Brands’ International Product Strategy: How The Double Down Went Global

By The Huffington Post News Editors

Back in April of 2010, the media was fast to descend on KFC‘s Double Down following the sandwich’s debut in U.S. stores. Gleeful attacks on the bunless offering, which features two deep-fried chicken patties, bacon, two types of melted cheese and a “secret” sauce, included a takedown from The New York Times’ Sam Sifton, who dismissed it as “stunt food” and a “new low” in the category at that. Despite the bad reviews, or perhaps buoyed by them, people bought the sandwich in droves. A month later, KFC had sold 10 million Double Downs and decided to extend the limited-time product’s run indefinitely.

But reports of its initial success were downplayed by analysts, and the Double Down slowly slipped from the domestic spotlight. (A KFC spokesman would not confirm if it is still available in U.S. stores.) Yet in the last two years, the sandwich has popped up in one foreign market after the next, transforming the one-time April Fool‘s gag into a runaway fast food success worldwide.

The unlikely hit is the direct result of parent company Yum! Brands’ successful strategy of transplanting concepts — often outrageous ones — across international markets. In addition to KFC, Yum! Brands’ global portfolio includes Pizza Hut and Taco Bell, which all offer some products with shock-based appeal.

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Daniel Holbach: Ubuntu: you’ve changed

Ubuntu 4.10 (CC BY-SA 2.0 - http://www.flickr.com/photos/silwenae/4632675/)

I can’t precisely date back when I got involved in Ubuntu, all I do know is that Michael Vogt helped me out with some Debian CDs in university and some months later told me: “you might like this, you can upgrade to it”. I tried it and was hooked immediately.

Ubuntu 4.10

When some time later the Ubuntu preview was announced and I learned more about the project goals and values, I felt totally inspired and knew I would totally love this. I had a hard time focusing on my thesis, I ignored it for a while and got involved in Ubuntu. Many folks encouraged me and I started to do some packaging. I packaged some software outside of Ubuntu first (coaster for example, it seems not to exist any more), but quickly got dragged into Ubuntu itself. (pyzor was the first upload I could find.)

Life in 2004 was exciting:

  • Plugging in a USB key and having it show up on your desktop finally worked.
  • We used GNOME 2.8, Firefox 0.9, XFree86 4.3, Evolution 2.0 and OpenOffice.org 1.1.2.
  • Some months later we had Live CDs!

This was a very special time, it inspired many to do all kinds of crazy things.

April Fool’s login

Admittedly, I looked funny too.

myself at Ubuntu Down Under (picture taken by Tollef Fog Heen)

myself at Ubuntu Down Under

Ubuntu was very different. Its focus on making things work and favouring simplicity won many hearts over. Also its friendly community with high social standards inspired many and made it a pleasure to be involved and try something new. Ubuntu introduced LoCo teams, which brought Ubuntu into many parts of the world, which helped many finding new friends and which brought many new opportunities to everyone.

Ubuntu always was full of change. We pioneered and forged ahead in many many places. We were the first to ship a 2.6 kernel, we modularised X, derooted many services, made it easier to upgrade and install packages, wrote upstart, made booting fast and very often were the first to think new, shake up the standards and improve things for everyone.

Each of these changes was hard work, sometimes brought some problems with it, had its opponents, but also inspired many others, often new folks to jump in and help.

Some of these disagreements were very loud, sometimes they were inside the Ubuntu community, sometimes included Canonical people, sometimes they were on the sidelines of the Ubuntu world. And they were almost accompanied by calls that Ubuntu/Canonical should do more, do less, do it earlier or do it later. Some of the decisions which were made were reverted as a result of testing and feedback, but many stuck around and proved themselves as wise choices.

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Source: FULL ARTICLE at Planet Ubuntu