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Sometimes the employees of a company are so consistent in the way they perform a certain task, it seems that's how they must have been trained. Let's take a look at Apple's employee manual… probably.
Can you make any movie better by adding a shark? The blog Sharks Make Movies Better thinks so, and it's hard to disagree with the evidence they provide. Here are seven of our favorite sharkified posters. Check out the rest at Sharks Make Movies Better.
In “Twidiots”, we collect the choicest thoughts on a particular topic from Twitter’s millions of users.
What’s the second most used language in the United States? If you said Spanish, you’re right; if you said Mexican, you are so, so wrong.
Just hear the Supreme Court ruled you have to speak Mexican to vote now. Seems extreme.
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There’s a classic The Far Side comic where two aliens, cleverly disguised as traffic lights, discuss eliminating the Earth’s population slowly, one at a time. The joke, of course, is that things aren’t always what they seem.
Apparently, filmmakers Les Drew and Kaj Pindal had a similar idea back in 1966, when they made the animated short called What on Earth! The nine-minute movie is a satirical look at Earth from outer space. Specifically, when Martians arrive on our blue rock, they assume, based on the observable conditions, the automobile is the dominant species. It’s a warm and funny little video, especially the part about how getting crushed and heading to the junk yard is an individual’s final contribution to society. The Film Board says, “This animated short proposes what many earthlings have long feared – that the automobile has inherited the planet. When life on Earth is portrayed as one long, unending conga-line of cars, a crew of extra-terrestrial visitors understandably assume they are the dominant race. While humans, on the other hand, are merely parasites.”
What On Earth! was nominated for an Oscar for Best Animated Short in 1967, but lost to something called The Box. Produced by the National Film Board of Canada, the movie was shown in theaters and on ABC television in the US in the 1960s. Now, it is available for your viewing pleasure simply by clicking below.
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Ben & Jerry's is coming out with a new line of regional flavors that uses local ingredients. To help spread the word, we came up with some of our own city-inspired flavors and then tasted our horrendous creations.
Master of horror, Stephen King, has written over fifty novels, but you don't have to read nearly that many before you start noticing the patterns in his work. Everyone choose a different Stephen King book and start playing Kingo: Stephen King bingo.
Oh, man, I had the weirdest dream last night.
All dreams are weird.
But mine was PARTICULARLY weird.
Cool, probably not. Hey, what do you think about anything else? That's probably a fun thing to talk about.
No, but, you see, in this dream we bought a Winnebago for some reason, and we were driving around the moon I guess? But it wasn't, like, our moon, just some weird moon. And I kept calling you “Dad.”
Yep, weird. Predictably weird.
Right?
Except none of this happened. You are just describing a series of weird things you thought up that have no effect on anything. Are you going to that party tomorrow?
Totally! So weird! Then Mila Kunis showed up, but her head was a football?
Why are you so intent on talking about this?
I don't know! I'm more excited about this dream than I've ever been about anything!
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Drone surveillance in the United States does not require a warrant, but the practice remains limited, the FBI told Sen. Rand Paul, R-Ky., in a letter after he placed a hold on James Comey’s nomination to be the new FBI director. Read More: FBI to Rand Paul: Domestic drone surveillance doesn’t require a warrant | […]
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It's never too early to teach your kids how to use a live grenade in the bath. Go ahead and pull the safety off, then rub the grenade all over your body for a good, clean, explosively fun shower.
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Welcome to Idiotech, the column where we shame your parents, teachers, and other old people for being dumb about technology. If you think your parents are even stupider than this, submit your story at the bottom of this page.
It's the middle of July and summer's just arrived! Here are a few profiles of nature for you to think about after eating a fat bag of weed. Speaking of which:
Sometimes boobs aren't all they are cracked up to be. Like when the boob in question is actually NOT a boob, but like a stupid elbow or a gourd. That is the meanest trick of all. So are some of these pictures indeed the chest you've been looking for? Scroll through and find out!
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