Ah, Scary Movie 5, where to begin…
When it was first announced that Anna Faris would’t be coming back to star in the latest Scary Movie, my expectations went from low to lower. I was never a huge fan of the series, but they were never offensively unfunny, especially with names like Faris, Marlon Wayans, Cheri Oteri, David Cross and Tim Curry attached.
Best case scenario, though, Scary Movie 5 was a chance to kind of reboot the series and reclaim its former glory of the early 2000s. Unfortunately, that isn’t the case here. At all. (Seriously. (For real.))
Also, if you were hoping to see some big comeback from Charlie Sheen or Lindsay Lohan in this movie, you can forget it. First off, if those two “actors” are your reason for seeing any movie, then shame on you. Second, their screen time lasts all of three minutes at the top of the flick, and if you’ve already seen the trailer, then you’ve pretty much seen their whole schtick — save for one clownish “sex” sequence accompanied by the Benny Hill theme. (That alone should clue you in to type of comedy we’re dealing with here.)
From: http://feeds.ign.com/~r/ign/movies-reviews/~3/VNTt7hm7cME/scary-movie-5-review