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7 Sexiest Abstinence PSAs to Jerk It To

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‘The Situation’ and Bristol Palin for The Candie’s Foundation

Acting so bad, it might as well be porn. 

 

Alaskan Feather Dance

It’s getting hot in here, so fan with all your clothes.

 

 

Trendy Living Room Nightclub

Make your marriage bed a true VIP section. 

 

Kendra G and Ray J for Abstinence is Kool

He would know. Self control could have kept both him and Kim Kardashian from having careers. 

 

Unpaid for Stock Photos and Text

Sometimes theft can really spice things up. Yes, like in Fun with Dick and Jane.  

 

A Love Story Between a Boy and a Girl and Lifehouse

When it comes to songs to pleasure yourself to, if it doesn’t rock hard, you’re wasting your time. 

 

The Wedding Night (Gratuitous Bible Shots)

If the word of God doesn’t get you going, nothing will. 

 

 

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Chesapeake Lodging Trust Acquires W New Orleans – French Quarter

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By Business Wirevia The Motley Fool

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Chesapeake Lodging Trust Acquires W New Orleans – French Quarter

ANNAPOLIS, Md.–(BUSINESS WIRE)– Chesapeake Lodging Trust (NYS: CHSP) (the “Trust”) announced today that it has purchased the W New Orleans – French Quarter from Starwood Hotels & Resorts Worldwide, Inc (NYS: HOT) for $25.5 million. The Trust has entered into a long-term management contract with Starwood to continue to operate the Hotel.

“We are very excited to expand our Starwood relationship with our third W hotel and fourth Starwood-branded hotel, including the Le Meridien San Francisco,” stated James L. Francis, President and Chief Executive Officer of the Trust. “This Hotel is in a fantastic location and is in exceptional condition following Starwood’s recently completed comprehensive renovation program. With the Hotel’s first four diamond rating in its history, we believe this is the perfect asset for Chesapeake to enter the rebounding New Orleans marketplace.”

The W New Orleans – French Quarter is located on Chartres Street, just steps from Jackson Square and the many retail and jazz clubs of the French Quarter. The property features 97 well-appointed guestrooms, including four carriage house studio suites. The renovation program resulted in the addition of a new SWEAT state-of-the-art fitness center, and SoBou, a contemporary Creole cuisine restaurant that was named one of the top 10 new restaurants by Esquire Magazine.

The renovation program was influenced by the rich history and culture of New Orleans. There are two distinct guestroom themes; Jazz, with vibrant golden yellow walls and a floor-to-ceiling brass image modeled after a horn and Tarot, which was inspired by the New Orleans‘ voodoo queen, Marie Laveau. Rooms feature a 40″ LCD flat screen, signature W brand bedding, iPod docking station and Bliss bath amenities.

“From the new Living Room lobby to the large outdoor, tree-lined courtyard with its heated pool, the W New Orleans – French Quarter is the perfect place to enjoy all that New Orleans has to offer,” continued Mr. Francis. “This is another outstanding addition to our growing portfolio of high-quality lodging assets.”

ABOUT CHESAPEAKE LODGING TRUST

Chesapeake Lodging Trust is a self-advised lodging real estate investment trust (REIT) focused on investments primarily in upper-upscale hotels in major business and convention markets and, on a selective basis, premium select-service hotels in urban settings or unique locations in the …read more
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How I'll Use the Technology of the Future

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Me: Kyle, thanks for coming over. I’m having trouble with my ThoughtSphere and I know you young people really know how this stuff works.

Kyle: Yeah, sure, Grandpa.

Me: THANK YOU! I can’t figure out how to get into the Collective Hive Mind.

Kyle: Okay, go to your Living Room.

Me: We’re in the living room.

Kyle: No, your “Living Room.” That’s what you call the state of mental calm you need to be in to access all points on the ThoughtSphere and use your preferred BrainTap to access the CHM.

Me: This is hard.

Kyle: It’s right there, grandpa. It's that base-line level of consciousness. You know, where you’re not quite sure whether you’re awake or asleep. Are you there?

Me: I think so.

Kyle: Ok, now what BrainTap do you use? AlphaSlug or Flerm?

Me: I don’t know. I think it’s that one that makes me remember the smell of old books.

Kyle: Ugh. Craniol? That’s a terrible BrainTap. I’ll ForceThink you a better one.

Me: NO! I’m used to this one!

Kyle: Alright, fine. Now just double-think Craniol.

Me: How do I do that?

Kyle: Just think about the smell of old books twice.

Me: What do you mean think about it twice?

Kyle: Think about it, then think about it again quickly.

Me: Okay. It’s not doing anything.

Kyle: You probably didn’t think fast enough the second time.

Me: Alright… I think it’s working. I’m can hear the sound of 2,000 chattering teeth and experience the feeling of ground beef between my fingers.

Kyle: Yeah, you can ignore that.

Me: Why? What is it doing?

Kyle: Nothing. You’re hearing those things because you use Craniol. It comes built in with all these sense-prompts that are ostensibly for convenience, but it just sort of clutters everything up and creates an unshakable sense of confusion and anxiety. Are you sure you don’t want me ForceThink you Flerm?

Me: YES! It’s fine!

Kyle: Alright, well you should have access to the Collective Hive Mind now.

Me: Oh, good!

Kyle: What is it you want to do? You can access the memory of any person, living or dead, by triple-thinking Hiztorienz, or you can vicariously experience anything imaginable through Empathon. Or did you want to relive the happiest moments of your life? Mom said that’s why you wanted to get the ThoughtSphere.

Me: I’m trying to find porn.

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