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Railroad track size matters!

Railroads

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Railroad tracks.
The U.S. Standard railroad gaug(distance between rails)
is 4 feet, 8.5 inches. That’s an exceedingly odd number.

Why was that gauge used?

Because that’s the way they built them in England, and English expatriates designed the

 U.S. Railroads.

Why did the English build

them like that?

  Because the first
rail lines were built by the same people who built
the pre-railroad tramways, and that’s the gauge they used.

Why did ‘they’ use that gauge then? Because the people who built the tramways used the same jigs and tools that they had used for building wagons, which used that wheel spacing.


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Why did the wagons have that particular Odd wheel spacing?

Well, if they tried to use any other spacing, the wagon wheels would break on some of the old, long distance roads in England , because that’s the spacing of the wheel ruts ..

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So, who built those old rutted roads?
Imperial Rome built the first long
distance roads in Europe (including England) for their legions. Those roads have been used ever since.

And the ruts in the roads?

 Roman war chariots formed the initial ruts, which everyone else had to match for fear of destroying their wagon wheels.

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Since the chariots were made for Imperial Rome ,
they were all alike in the matter of wheel spacing. Therefore, the United States standard railroad gauge of 4 feet, 8.5 inches is derived from the original specifications for an Imperial Roman war chariot. In other words, bureaucracies live forever.

So the next time you are handed a specification, procedure, or process, and wonder, ‘What horse’s ass came up with this?’, you may be exactly right.

Imperial Roman army chariots were made just wide enough to accommodate the rear ends of two war horses …


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Now, the twist to the story:

When you see a Space Shuttle sitting on its launch pad, you will notice that there are two big booster rockets attached to the sides of the main fuel tank. These are solid rocket boosters, or SRBs. The SRBs are made by Thiokol at their factory in Utah.


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The engineers who designed the SRBs would have preferred to make them a bit larger, but the SRBs had to be shipped by train from the factory to the launch site. The railroad line from the factory happens to run through a tunnel in the mountains, and the SRBs had to it through that tunnel. The tunnel is slightly wider than the railroad track, and the railroad track, as you now know, is about as wide as two horses’ behinds.

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So, a major Space Shuttle design feature
Of what is arguably the world’s most advanced transportation system was determined
over two thousand years ago by the width of a horse ‘s ass.

And you thought being a horse’s ass wasn’t important!

Now you know, Horses’ Asses control almost everything…


Explains a whole lot of stuff, doesn’t it?

Enjoy life…it has an expiration date!

My son,The Veterinarian

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One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly
offering
, the Pastor of a small church found a pink
envelope containing $1,000. It happened again the
next week!

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The following Sunday, he watched as the offering
was collected and saw an elderly woman put the
distinctive pink envelope on the plate. This went
on for weeks until the pastor, overcome by
curiosity, approached her.


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“Ma’am, I couldn’t help but notice that you put
$1,000 a week in the collection plate,” he stated.


“Why yes,” she replied, “every week my son sends
me money and I give some of it to the church.”

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The pastor replied, “That’s wonderful. But $1000 is
a lot, are you sure you can afford this?
How much does he send you?”


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The elderly woman answered, “$10,000 a week.”

The pastor was amazed. “Your son is very
successful; what does he do for a living?”

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“He is a veterinarian,” she answered.

“That’s an honorable profession, but I had no idea
they made that much money,” the pastor said.
“Where does he practice?”


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The woman answered proudly, “In Nevada … He has
two cat houses, one in Las Vegas , and one in
Reno ‘


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Enjoy life…it has an expiration date!