In the 1966 film Fantastic Voyage, a crew of five, including stars Raquel Welch and Donald Pleasance, hopped into the submarine Proteus and were shrunk to microscopic size. Then they were injected into the body of the scientist who had perfected the miniaturization process. Their mission: save him from a blood clot in the brain, the result of an assassination attempt.
Like child molesters and drug addicts, liberals can’t be cured of their addiction. They want to run our lives in every way possible. New York City’s Mayor Nanny Bloomberg is one such liberal. He won election twelve years ago by pretending to be another Rudy Giuliani. But even though he knew he was legally limited to two terms, Nanny’s liberal lust for power was ultimately just as strong as a fish-eyed child molester’s lust for gratification. Nanny got the also term-limited City Council to say: “Oops, the people made a mistake; and as their friends, we’ll fix it for them – there term limits – are all gone!”
An emboldened Nanny and friends have since prohibited smoking in public parks and beaches, changed the lunch menus in schools to “healthy portions of salad” that nobody eats, and set their sights on lowering the salt intake of their subjects by 25%.
Nevertheless, these regulations, like the regulations all liberals force on us, were not enough; they never are.
Finding themselves in painful “legislative withdrawal,” Nanny’s gang NEEDED to pass another edict. They decided that no one should be allowed to drink more than 16 oz. of soda from one container. That this will destroy small businesses all over the city means nothing to a liberal who is full “Jones.”
Just next door in Connecticut, another liberal addict has stepped up to challenge Nanny for the crown of “Ultimate arrogant liberal – Northeast sector.”
Democrat Betsy Ritter, an addicted Waterford, Ct., liberal has proposed a “hoarder’s tax.” Under this formula, the state would dictate to corporations how much money they would be allowed to keep without spending it on the “job creating” programs liberals don’t know how to create.
An undoubtedly glassy-eyed Ritter has her fangs ready to bite the necks of two “evil” nuclear power plants SHE doesn’t believe should be holding as much of their own money as their stockholders do. You can’t make this up.
If there is a difference between these liberals and child molesters or drug addicts, it is very hard to find. All three will do ANYTHING to satisfy their lusts.
