MuleTrading - "We goinna Raffle him off"

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Post February 5th, 2013, 1:38 pm
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Curtis and Leroy saw an ad in the Starkville Daily in Starkville , MS and bought a Mule for $100.

The Farmer agreed to deliver the Mule the next day.

The next morning, the Farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, fellows, I have some Bad News. The Mule died last night".

Curtis and Leroy replied, "well, then just give us our Money back".

The Farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already".

They said, "OK then, just bring us the Dead Mule".

The Farmer asked, "What in the world ya'll goinna do with a Dead Mule"?

Curtis said, "We goinna Raffle him off".

The Farmer said, "You can't Raffle off a Dead Mule"!

Leroy said, "We shore can! Heck, we don't hafta tell Nobody he's Dead"!

A couple of weeks later, the Farmer ran into Curtis and Leroy at the Piggly Wiggly Grocery Store and asked.

"What'd you fellers ever do with that Dead Mule"?

They said, "We raffled him off like we said we wuz goinna do".

Leroy said, "Shucks, we sold 500 Tickets fer 2 Dollars apiece and made a Profit of $998.00"!
The farmer said, "My goodness!, didn't anyone Complain"?

Curtis said, "Well, the feller who won got upset. So we gave him his 2 Dollars back".

Curtis and Leroy now work for the Government.
They're overseeing the Bailout and Stimulus Programs.


Limit all U.S. Politicians to 2 Terms.
1 in Office,
and 1 in Prison.
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